i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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