this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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