sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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