if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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