we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You were trust falling into bushes
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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