Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
