I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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