You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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