is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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