i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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