I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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