hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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