Its about making memories worth repressing
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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