..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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