You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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