so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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