She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I love having hate sex.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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