and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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