I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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