i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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