At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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