Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
