i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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