I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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