one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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