That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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