So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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