Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Randomize
