HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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