I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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