He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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