i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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