i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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