i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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