I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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