i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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