Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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