They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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