Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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