found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Life is so much better after having sex.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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