Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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