Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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