At least make sure they are 18
Why
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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