I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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