David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I think my moral compass just broke
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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