I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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