it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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