Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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