Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
My Higher Power is John Stamos
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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