You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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