i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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